Femi-nonce

A paedophile of the female variety

Fuck off you dirty femi-nonce

by Davie G April 19, 2007

femi oke

versatile weather presenter/ BBC Sccience in Action presenter/ top of the pops presenter/ radio personality

(ROUGH TRANSCRIPT FROM SCIENCE IN ACTION ) Look everyone! It's Ian McKaskill, the top weather forecaster in the country! maybe he can tell us why the sky is blue! (As a weather forecaster i SHOULD know his stuff)

by Andrew The Anthea Turner wannabe August 5, 2003

femi-nazi

A derogatory word used by some males to describe any woman who differs from their views on how woman should behave and what rights they should have.

She wants equal pay for equal work. What a femi-nazi!

by George the Dude October 13, 2008

femi-mainists

A specific type of person of female sex persuasion who doesnt date men but also is not a lesbian. This type of person usualy doesnt talk much because she does not like male attention. They preffer the company of other femi-mainists but since it can be hard to find others that hold this same set of values they often can be found playing halo on an xbox in there house alone. Isolation and video games are key aspects of this type of person and femi-mainists will always be a female.
Plural: femi-mainist

Jake: "Wow Kristin plays a lot of halo on her xbox!"
Kevin: "Ya I know, she's such a femi-mainist!"

Antonia: "Did you know im a lesbian?"
Kevin: "Realy?"
Antonia: "Well no im not actualy."
Kevin: "Oh thats a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. Femi-mainists dont like men or lesbians, they just like the master chief."
Antonia: "Kevin! What the hell are femi-maisists?
Kevin: "Well Antonia I put a defenition on the urban dictionary. Maby try looking it up in your free time or something."

by Kmo December 10, 2008

Femi-logic

A term used to describe the semi-logical arguments often created by females to confuse their male counteparts.

Girl: I'm female, therefore I'm right.
Boy: Erm, no, that's femi-logic.

by Bill Blackstone May 13, 2009

Femi-semi

Equivalent to the male "semi" meaning "is moderately aroused by" an action, feeling or item.

Girl 1: Football is really boring.
Girl 2: Except for when (name) plays.
Girl 1: Yeah, he gives me a total femi-semi!

by D84 June 29, 2012

Femi wank

When a female pleasures themselves.

Isobel: I was so horny when I woke up that I had to have a femi wank

by Jess McMinn September 10, 2012