Felsted

When some thing is ‘Felsted` it means something is a bit posh and full of them self. It comes from Felsted in Essex, uk, a school full of rich chavs who relies on daddy’s money and only has friends because they have a fit mum.

‘Alex’s dad brought him ANOTHER pair of yezzys`

‘Felsted prick`

‘Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`

‘LMAO bit Felsted, mate’

by Lola9292 May 14, 2019

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Double Fisted Monkey Style

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.

"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."

by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011

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Fisted

1. The past tense of the act of inserting a fist into a body cavity or orafice.

2. Getting the short end of the stick, Getting a raw deal. The extreme of getting fucked, screwed or getting the shaft, involves more discomfort on the part of the fistee.

3. Being extremely busy to an uncomfortable extent. Getting slammed or worked into the ground.

1. "He fisted her in the ass, but shes in to that sort of thing"

2. "Dude how was work?" "Shitty man, I got fisted hella bad, they demoted me to cleaning toilets."

3. "So you been busy during the christmas season?" "Ah, man we got fisted so fuckin' bad I didnt even get a chance to eat."

by El Cinnimon Crispo July 29, 2006

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