so fetch

Slang word that a "plastic" in Mean Girls tried to popularize. Just another way to say cool.

I love your pink suede shoes! Those are SO FETCH!

by Lordy lordy October 9, 2004

that's so fetch

Slang term used to say something is "very cool". Used by the character Gretchen in the popular movie "Mean Girls".

Regina: Oh my god, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?
Cady: Thanks, my mom made it.
Gretchen: That's so fetch!

by Babs May 22, 2006

fetch

The word that really hot girl from Mean Girls was trying to make slang for cool, awesome, or good.

"OMG, thats so fetch!"

by Ultimo Ninja May 1, 2004

fetchez la vache

French term for "Fetch the cow".

In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009

Felching the clown

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

by Selevan May 3, 2013

felchocracy

The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.

It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.

by RegrettingLifesDecisions December 27, 2010

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

by The man with two plans December 4, 2011