fretard

freaking/frickin/friggin retard, idiot

That girl is such a fretard.

by that cute girl June 18, 2008

foretard

Someone who lacks the ability to fluently speak with peers, due to being foreign, retarded, or some combination of the two.

Some foretard in Wintergrasp kept saying some nonsense about a cook for his feast.

by bentglasstube June 12, 2009

fretard

Someone who is a fucking retard.

Person A: That guy over there is so annoying.
Person B: What a fretard.
Person A: Yeah, you're right.

by Rei_Uchiha April 14, 2010

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017

Flatretardism

The retarded practice of thinking that the earth is flat instead of spherical despite the vast amount of evidence showing otherwise.

Yooottooob promotes flatretardism.

by Toxyuk August 18, 2019

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.

Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

by Matt June 18, 2006

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009