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Fauxsher

A Jewish person who pretends to keep kosher, but privately eats bacon and other non-kosher food.
My aunt Seena won't mix milk with meat during her Rosh Hashanah dinner, but I've seen her eat lobster plenty of times. I guess that's just fauxsher.
by The_Blaconator October 6, 2011
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Fauxstian

Fauxstian is the combination of Faux (which is a fancy french word for false/fake) + Christian.

A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.

When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
Person 1: Did you hear about the teachers at the Christian school who bullied a 10 year old for being Canadian?

Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!

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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?

Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.

Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!

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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
by Jellobelle June 17, 2013
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Fauxsage

Fake sausage such as those made from soya.
It was a fauxsage, just an imposter sausage
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fauxshion

Noun, fashion that is very distasteful, ugly, pretentious, or otherwise unlikeable, but is defended by a very self-righteous crowd of posers.
Ugh that snooty hipster bitch is wearing the ugliest fauxshion today
by Drakeblood4 July 20, 2011
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Fauxlympics

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.
I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.
by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004
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Fauxstack

A false smokestack for aesthetic or advertising purposes. May not even resemble a real smokestack, except in the most abstract way (i.e. tall vertical structure).
Check out the fauxstacks on the new Guthrie. One of them even has a vertical marquee.
by Purple Strife October 13, 2008
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fauxstruction

A road construction zone, most often found on interstate highways, where little to no real construction occurs. The primary purpose of fauxstruction is to create revenue in the form of doubled driving infraction fees for small municipalities along the road.
Crap, I have to go 55 instead of 70? Stupid fauxstruction zones.
by dath1974 January 3, 2010
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