Fupalicious

when someone has a FUPA and it is sexy and she (or maybe he???) is over the age of 700

Mrs. Kurey is the most fupalicious teacher I know, and yes I am this nice to all my teachers.

by Craig January 4, 2004

fapalms

Epic facepalm... so bad, that they can't even facepalm!

1: OMG
2: lol...
1: * fapalms
2: lololol... fapalms!!!! :D
1: facepalms*

by loldfdfd April 6, 2009

Fupalooting

The common practice of sneaking into graveyards after dark, digging up a woman's body (generally a large woman), and using her FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) and having sex with the body. Afterwards the grave is closed and the body is either disposed of or reburied.

"Dude, did you see that fatass chick finally die?!"
"Yeah! WE should TOTALLY go fupalooting tonight!"

by sandwichman123 April 28, 2010

fauxal

Fauxal - adjective \'fō-kəl\

1 : characterized by a deceptive appearance designed to fool customers into believing that a corporate store is a local business.

I thought that Roy Street Coffee was a mom-and-pop shop, but it was fauxal - it was in fact a Starbucks in disguise.

by Wade McDade March 1, 2013

Fupal Hematoma

1.) The resultant injury of a frog knuckle to the fupa. 2.) The mouse-sized lump that shows up on the Butt in Front (BIF) following a failed act of self-love on a stationary bike.

Big Rosie wouldn't move, so Lil Chrissy popped her in the not-knot and left her with a *fupal hematoma* that looked like a Kermit kiss on her Miss Piggy

by Dubdeuce April 4, 2023

Fappal Tunnel Syndrome

A repetitive stress injury caused by excessive solo activities involving vigorous hand motion, usually triggered by prolonged exposure to internet “research.”

I was watching Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire last night. Now I have fappal tunnel syndrome

by Tom Tudbury, The Great and Pow July 17, 2025