Flapuccino 

The female version of teabagging someone.

The female catcher gave me a flapuccino to the nose when I was sliding into home between her legs

Flapuccino by Jabronigamer June 18, 2022

Frappuccino 

1. An extraordinarily expensive way to mix a packet of dehydrated espresso, reconstituted powdered skim milk, and a truckload of high fructose corn syrup--blended with ice. Also known as a Fatpuccino, this drink is the polar opposite of the Atkins dietary recommendation. The Venti size also contains less caffiene than a single "tall" cup of ordinary tea. Good eating!

2. Espresso, corn syrup, sort-of-milk, and le flavour all nicely done up in a little glass bottle for your higher standard's preferential consumption at your local gas station or in your grocer's fridge. The little bottles have a bit more kick than the "official" blended version.

OH my god Sally almost about had a freaking double coronary right there in the Starbucks line because they forgot to remove the super-hyper-caloric poisonous whip cream from her stupid Frappuccino.

Frappuccino by Lord Armand Banana III August 28, 2005

frappuccino 

The most luxurious, delicious blended drink on the planet. Frappuccinos are basically Starbuck's version of the Big Mac. Although they are very fattening, they're delicious!

The young, preppy college students from BC all went down the street to get a frappuccino on the hot, summer day.

frappuccino by hey it's pat December 29, 2007

cunt frappuccino 

When you deposit a beefy load into her box, and continue to pump until the gape becomes frothy and refreshing.

She said she was thirsty, so I made her a cunt frappuccino.

cunt frappuccino by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006

fappuccino 

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

fappuccino by 7ft3 August 31, 2013

FLAPPUCCINO 

A Starbucks induced queef.

My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.

FLAPPUCCINO by Candy Apple June 14, 2008

Fettuccino 

Like a cake mug, but for all your pasta needs. Just add water and pop it in the microwave.

Too late, Amazon. I’ve already patented my fettuccino.

Fettuccino by ItsOkayToCry September 25, 2019