Fapoon

Much known as a spork but the higher intelligence references the half spoon half fork as a fapoon

Olivia said to Isabella could you please grab me a fapoon

by Izzy;) November 19, 2019

fatmonger

Noun. A person whole collects, stores and sells fat.

Wow, that girl is a fatmonger, I wish she would sell some of her fat to a gastrointestinal surgeon, or Gold's Gym.

by jackiebauer March 4, 2008

Fatooshe

A penis which is to swollen with disease (example: cifolis) to fit into the woman's vagina

"gosh darnnit i wanted to have intercourse but he had a fatooshe

by s;lkfjdslkjflksdjfklsjfkljssex January 15, 2011

Fat Fatone

Originating from Joey Fatone of N SYNC, the most irrelevant person in a group of people, often a boy band.

"Zayn is the Fat Fatone of one direction"

by sparkedpancakes November 27, 2012

fapoon

a combination of a fork and a spoon...

it's like a spork, but not...

I need a fapoon for my potato salad

by phanto friend July 27, 2018

Fatson

A fat version of Jackson

Class Clown: Get off discord, Fatson
Class: Hahahaha
Jackson: I'm not on discord, and stop calling me Fatson

by Big,Fat,Fat,Guy November 19, 2019

Fatronising

Patronising fat or obese people for small or insignificant merits.

Fat person: "I've lost half a pound"

Other person: "That's great, well done, you've made such progress"

Me: "Don't be so fatronising"

by Eddy P UK October 23, 2013