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fanny rice

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...
Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth
by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017
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Fannyation

A group of five or more fuckable women that rate higher than a seven, which makes a great variation of fanny. Almost like a small nation of fuckable fanny.
Look boys Fannyation!!
by Timo aka Turkish April 12, 2017
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human fannypack

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.
"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."
by Applefran October 3, 2013
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Morning fanny

The same thing as morning breath, just down there for ladies.
yo man I was totally gonna wake my girlfriend up and shag this morning but she didn't let me cus she had morning fanny. gross, dude.
by suzna June 24, 2016
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Fannyuary

Two month period of January and February where ladies are generally easier to obtain due to having been dumped just after Christmas (after their boyfiend has had their presents), and they can't cope the Valentine's period without having a boyfriend.
"I can't believe he dumped Rachel after she bought him an iPhone for Christmas."

"I don't care - it's Fannyuary, so she'll be easy. Maybe I'll dump her, too. The day before Valentine's Day, so I don't have to buy her a present."

Mark's favourite time of the year is Fannyuary when all the girls are on the rebound, and he can get some pussy.
by DaveyPalace243 January 13, 2012
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Fanny-Packing

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty
Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.
by Molester-investigator December 14, 2019
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Fanny Flutters

When u get a tingly feeling in ur vaginal area
Maura : that guy gives me fanny flutters
by Arabiana June 24, 2019
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