fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

wells fargo

A blood-sucking corporate leech who says that it is all about the customer, but then proceeds to force their employees into making bogus sales goals and to mislead their customer just to make a buck.

Why wait for someday, open a Wells Fargo checking account today, and be ready to be screwed over by people like Heather and Greg.

by salt n' peppa March 25, 2008

Urban Dictionary Fagolas

A group of people flooding the front page with God awful "joke" words based entirely on current events to get their word more infamy. At this moment in time, it's people flooding the front page with horrendous definitions aiming toward things like Brexit or Trump to throw a very ironic temper tantrum over the fact they didn't get the result they wanted.

"These Urban Dictionary Fagolas are turning this website into 9Gag's mentally handicapped cousin. I really have no idea why they're trying to get popularity from appealing to all 3 politically correct people on this website. Maybe they should stop. Damn those fagolas."

by Skanago:g January 8, 2017

Cum Fargle

The act of blowing bubbles of cum out of one's anal cavity by farting, which produces a gargling sound. There must be at least two bubbles of cum fated out to be considered a Cum Fargle.

These two Russian dudes exploded in Jayna Oso's anus.. then she proceeded to cum fargle for like twenty seconds.

by WalkerJ December 16, 2008

Fartgolf

A game played by shooting a golf ball out of your ass

"Dude, I just watched Ethan shoot a hole in one, that was the best game of fartgolf ever"

by RODENUT January 11, 2016

Farol

A small, smelly, brown creature that lives in barrels and sings to the creatures of its habitat such as penguins and lemurs. Usually used as an insult to a short person. Also means lighthouse in Portugese.

Wow that kid is such a Farol!

Don't be a Farol.

by Arec Nick April 18, 2013

faygol

1. Another name for the word "fag", but more humorous/Spin off of fag.
2. Someone who drinks Faygo.
3. v. Faygolize, to make something stupid.

1. You faygol, flee back to San Francisco.
2. You faygol, give me that bottle.
3. OMFG BOB, YOU F***ING FAYGOLIZED MY NOODLES WITH YOUR CAT SH**!

You are a faygol.

by xer0syk0 July 26, 2006