Famlee

family.

She's famlee.

by Joshua213P January 24, 2018

fapple

n. Corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.

He is a total fapple.

by Noogie Brown October 22, 2006

Johnny Fappleseed

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.

Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.

by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

fapple

When you fap into a bottle of snapple

Phil DeFranco made me want to fapple SO hard.

by BlondeSugarr July 13, 2016

famper

A camper where people go to fap.

Do you need to take a break at the famper?

by Neno August 9, 2017

fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

Famlet

A derivation of fam, with the same meaning. But with an connotation of smallness or cuteness, in a similar way to piglet, manlet and so on. Can also in some contexts be derogatory.

Are you bringing John to the party? Ofcourse, he's my fucking famlet man

by NejDig June 8, 2018