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I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game 

A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.

This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.
1. Shaq: Christian Wood I wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!

2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?

Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.

Facebook Familiar 

Someone you see at a bar or a club who looks really familiar but you can't quite remember how you know them or where from. As the night progresses you realize you may be friends with them on facebook or have just seen them in pictures on facebook because you are that creepy person who looks at everyone's photos and profiles.
"Dude that girl looks really familiar but I can't remember where I know her from."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, shes probably just Facebook Familiar"

Dutch Familiar 

When a female holds a man's penis and that man shakes her arm/forearm in a masturbatory manner.
i didn't feel like touching my own dick so i had my girl grab it and i jostled her arm Dutch Familiar style for my own enjoyment.

get familiar

1. To tell people they should recognize.

2. To tell a person they should know about it.
so and so is the best rapper, get familiar.
get familiar by B3r3tta July 9, 2006

tailgate familiar 

Someone you meet and recognize, but your not sure how you know them. If you frequent college football tailgates, chances are your paths have crossed very early on a cold fall Saturday morning.
Jessica: Scott, this is Brad - Brad, this is Scott.
Scott: Brad I think I know you -- you're tailgate familiar.

Stroking my familiar 

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.
Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."
Stroking my familiar by Boleynlady November 29, 2011