Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

by nohballs December 5, 2019

apache firestarter

Rubbing ones palms together vigorously with at least four fingers of each hand inserted into your partner's anus or vagina in an effort to stimulate an orgasm.

I finished up but, was having trouble getting that loose hole hot so I hit it with the ol' Apache Firestarter and they came like a first class package. Beat up and late.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

Firestorm

Firestorm: Now Stop Hardcore Sex with a beautiful Redhead that leaves your cock and balls in pain but makes your dick harder than a brick leaving her hungry for more!!!

Jay: Your my firestorm babe!!
Kris:I love you two my Beast!!!!

by Guy92 March 31, 2010

firestone

to discard a used condom quickly onto pavement to avoid embarrasment/consequences, "where the rubber meets the road".

I pulled a firestone when Mom was getting in the car.

by Laurinda May 14, 2005

firestronautics

a firestronaut is a man or woman who fights fires on space stations, the moon (in enclosed spaces), or other assorted oxygen-rich extraterrestrial settings.

I thought I wanted to be a fireman or an astronaut, but then I realized that my true future lay in firestronautics.

by Horace Pinkerton December 28, 2005

firestorm

What Karl Crisis will do to you when you break edge.

with your powers combined, I am Karl Crisis.

by XXXCOLTONXXXDEATH April 27, 2005

Fiero Firestorm

Of, or having to do with, a discussion of the 4.9 Cadillac engine family when installed in a Pontiac Fiero, usually begun by someone who has since been banned from a certain internet forum.

This thread has turned into another Fiero Firestorm, thanks to Lil Pun.

by pff'er January 23, 2005