Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009

failshow

When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.

A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.

When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.

Also a guy that uses FML too much.

That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.

by powersaver23 August 9, 2010

FailHard

The act of trying something epic and hoping for the best possible outcome only to fail in an incredibly dramatic fashion.

John tried to do a keg stand but fell and busted his face. What a failhard.

by AbeForeSkin January 24, 2018

Fairah

Most beautiful girl in the world(inside and out, of course); although she might not know it. She is intelligent and knows what she wants and will work toward it. Often overpowered and distracted by strong, passionate love. That is obviously whether they know it or not. THEY will always have a place in her heart. Feels as though they are likeable not loveable. Oftentimes engulfed by her insecurities and many played sports: she's usually always busy. Adored by almost any and everyone: has lots of friends but only close to only childhood bestfriend. Give her time and space when she needs it and love when she wants it. No one knows what's going on inside her head so don't be afraid to ask even when the answer is usually 'nothing' (just remember that's code word for 'I'm making up scenarios in my head'). Treat her like a queen, and good luck.

Fairah peepeepoopoo wamwam #wap.

by pissbabyxoxo August 5, 2021

Failamanjaro

1. In the video game Halo 2, failing to achieve a Killamanjaro.

2. Also in the video game Halo 2, being killed 7 times in 30 seconds.

"Billy was often the victim of a Failamanjaro when he played Halo 2 with his friends."

by Hess4177 May 31, 2007

faila

Someone who just have that element of strangeness about them, even if you can’t fully explain why. They’re normal enough, and yet, there’s something rather offbeat about them. A slightly scary, but ultimately quite charming person.

"That Faila girl she's odd, but in a very slight, subtle way."

by NachbarvonTotoro April 7, 2015

Failationship

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009