faffer

someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!

'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"

also "I have faff, must faff about!"

by pob1 June 24, 2006

flaffel-flaffel

An edible fungus found inbetween human toes.

I had survived starvation in the desert by feeding on flaffel-flaffel.

by FlameMesial September 10, 2005

Farfelu

In dire need of sex. "En manque".

@Salvidrim @FuturKing vous êtes si farfelus

by Klirsyt April 28, 2011

Faffle

Faffle a word that I have made up. This is another word for FNAF or Five Nights At Freddys.

Me: I love Faffle its my favorite game!
My friend: What the fu..

by Raven_skull October 30, 2021

faffed up

The term used when someone trys being a badass by getting fucked up

Halee: Im gonna get straight faded tonight!!!!!
Kyle: Your such a badass getting faffed up tonight.

by K Chap & B-rad & Stan tha man June 28, 2009

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003