Fandangler

A male reproductive organ

his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.

by Aruba July 2, 2004

New Fangled

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

Fandanglery

Fandanglery is describes the sound of ballsacks.

Stop all that fandanglery

by Dick Circle February 28, 2005

Fadingle

Having to poop your brains out beyond your control

I ran so fast outta class I thought I was gonna fadingle everywhere.

by giggsmagee February 15, 2010

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

flangled

messed up

My hair is all flangled

by skip January 5, 2004

fajangled

a polite way of saying fucked up, f.u.b.a.r, messed up, disheveled

i was in a work meeting and the orator was giving a presentation.. he forgot his laptop and thumb drive.. the whole thing was completely FAJANGLED

by iamgodly August 3, 2009