by neveruse November 10, 2009
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John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.
by dafed April 9, 2013
Get the facetious mug.Literally no one can identify the difference between the word "fictitious," and "fictional."
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.
Teacher: "Today, we are going to be reading a fictitious novel."
Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**
Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**
by The Deer Leader May 25, 2017
Get the Fictitious mug.Paul: "4 goals for Suarez against Chile, lets hope he can do the same in the league"
Mike: "Chile aren't in the Prem Paul"
Lester: "since wen have chile been in the premiership haha"
Paul: "am i being stupid here? ive re-read this about 10 times and i still dont see how you got that"
Mike: "we were just being feptitious"
Mike: "Chile aren't in the Prem Paul"
Lester: "since wen have chile been in the premiership haha"
Paul: "am i being stupid here? ive re-read this about 10 times and i still dont see how you got that"
Mike: "we were just being feptitious"
by Yennikcm November 14, 2011
Get the Feptitious mug.Mr. Smith: So Mr. Jones, I heard your Girlfriend had enough of you
Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious
Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive
Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious
Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive
by Dabetts January 19, 2011
Get the Facetious mug.The word facetious is used exclusively by arts students to describe someone being sarcastic.
Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.
Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.
John: I think global warm in is a hoax. Look how cold it is outside!
Sally: John quit being so facetious.
John: Shut the fuck up Sally and keep managing McDonalds.
Sally: John quit being so facetious.
John: Shut the fuck up Sally and keep managing McDonalds.
by Jaykup283 March 18, 2014
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