faceneck

n. an understood confusion related to the congealing of two or more distinct entities that are otherwise independent of each other.

It was faceneck, pure and simple, that led to his decision to sell the lame horse.

The two doctors stared at each other, both realizing the faceneck of the situation as they scalpelled open the patient to find nothing but used diapers and charred bear remains.

by Dr. Steven K. Hoffman, Esq. January 5, 2009

Fadoned

A combination of the word Faded and blown. Originating Texas, the word came about when an unknown source asked if one had ever been so faded they're blown.

Dude.. that orange haze left me fadoned.
His bong will get you super fadoned!

by Kiba Amoeba September 15, 2010

Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019

The Falconer

Produced by Torrey Pines High School students, the Falconer is the best freaking newspaper in San Diego, maybe even in California. The Falconer is known for it's controversial articles, its hilarious backpage, and for having the best publications staff in the whole damn world.

Nick: Hey man, did you know the falconer is coming out this friday?

John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!

by Falconerd April 25, 2010

Joey Fatone

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida

My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Joey Fatone

a kick ass boy bander who weighs more than a small whale. use to have a sucky voice but now it's awesome cus he brushed up his skills in "little shop of horrors" He's goin bald and will be the dead of nsync.

" joey fatone is so fat i can't stand it."

by mandy August 5, 2004

joey fatone

Member of pop group NSYNC. Commonly defined as "the fat one", "the Italian one", and "the straight one". Experienced actor, appearing in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, and on Broadway in RENT and Little Shop of Horrors. Married with a small daughter. Tied with Chris Kirkpatrick for the most "normal" member of the group.

"My name is Joey Fatone. You killed my bandmates. Prepare to die."
- Robot Chicken, episode 1.12, "S&M Present"

by Rainee Sue April 21, 2005