B-chomp to the double pump fakie

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.

Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole

by B-Chomp April 17, 2008

fuckie

services provided by vietnamese prostitutes for $5-$15

"you want number one fuckie?"

by E. Gizzle December 14, 2008

facienda

When a lady position's her tropical fruit or hirsute hacienda upon the face of an unsuspecting victim

Rusty: look Jack that lady is interfering with that young man!
Jack: that's not a lady, that's Laura...and she's doing the facienda on him!
Rusty:...and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it's a sight to behold!
Jack: she's some girl!

by Sandal-Bag February 15, 2010

Mo-frackie

a slanger version of mofo

man Keegan sure is a Mo-frackie

by Landon November 22, 2003

Rock to Fakie

A skating trick where your front trucks, on a minipipe, go above the coping and you come back down fakie. See Rock and Roll also.

Rock to fakies are simple.

by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005

fackles

An alternative curse word that is used in place of an utterance of a more foul, four letter word that also begins with an f.

"Oh, Fackles! I forgot to lock up the house!"

"It's okay, it's 12/21/12. We'll be dead shortly anyway.

by eggowaffles December 30, 2012

Fakies

When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.

Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"

by David Mand March 8, 2019