facehook

A hooking-up session where the participants met one another via the social network facebook.

I noticed that that hot chick had "random play" in her profile, so I messaged her and arranged a facehook.

by Ryan88234 May 10, 2006

FaceHooker

A hooker, whos primary function is to sit on your face. Made famous in the 1956 show of boomtown

Rex Trailer: "Hey lookie' here we have a facehooker on the show today"
Child 1: "Ohhh I'd love it if you were to sit on my face, would you mind terribly?"
Facehooker: "no"

by JayzJKZ October 30, 2008