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Faceballing

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011
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Facebragging

Verbally recapping a social network status update thread in order to share how clever your comment was or how impressed others were WITH your comment.
Tara: I posted "Obama? More like NObama!" and everyone was like, "OMG, Tara, you're a comic genius!"
Brad: Why you gotta always be Facebragging?
by bnt_enterprises March 18, 2010
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FaceBragger

when someone makes there profile picture a model shot or shirtless(for guys) so that people will tell them how amazing they look in it.
Girl: "wow have you seen that kid, Ryan? His shirtless in his facebook profile picture, what a facebragger."
by mhmmmmmmm123456789 October 3, 2009
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Faceballer

Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.
Jamie is a superfaceballer; she roots for Greenbay and puts down the Steelers.
by zmommybear February 24, 2011
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Facebragget

Someone who facebrags or brags about their life on facebook.
Martha is such a facebragget, she's always talking about her damn kids. Way to reproduce you facebragget!
by Winjee March 15, 2011
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facebaulk

To decide not to comment on or like someone's post because you've been 'liking' a lot of their posts lately and you don't want to look like a stalker.
"You didn't comment on MYkynnnzzziee's pre-kindergarten graduation album!"
"Sorry, I Facebaulked. I'll go 'like' all 345 photos now."
by DanglingParticiple January 13, 2014
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Faceball

Baseball , but only using face
Going to play some faceball this weekend
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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