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by snowbloxian April 17, 2021

Facebook Friend Zoned

A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.

Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."

Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."

by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013

Facebook friend snare

When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.

Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.

by CLS CU April 7, 2010

Facebook Friend Decon

the act of cleaning out friends on facebook

Steve did his yearly Facebook friend decon and wiped out almost 800 people

by Musky94 October 23, 2011

a facebook friend

A term someone uses to hide the fact that they are cheating

I heard he is playing something with a facebook friend tonight.

by Not Warco July 27, 2019

Bob the Facebook friend

An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)

If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up

Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."

by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021

Facebook obligate friend

When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.

See facebook friend snare

I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.

by CLS CU April 7, 2010