facebache

The headache you get when you facebook for too long.

"Man, I've been on facebook all day and now I've got a major facebache."

by Katharine Connolly January 15, 2008

Facejack

To masturbate to someone's uploaded pictures on facebook

i was so horny that i looked up emily on facebook and facejacked until 1 am

by jackoffasaurous Rex June 25, 2010

facejacking

When someone comments randomly and unintelligent on your Facebook page.

Facebook user > officially ate a pound of bacon
>user comment> i once made love in bacon grease

I hate facejacking

by jimmyjenga May 9, 2010

facebuck

to be drunk, inebriated, intoxicated, or shammered while facebooking.

often results in ridiculous and/or shameful posts one would not make whilst sober.

can be a verb as well.

" i was soo facebuck last night.. i dont know why i wrote one insert ex's name here's wall.

"holy shiet daria, your are all over my news feed" "ya i facebucked last night'

by Ninja Shit January 26, 2011

Facebuck Wild

When one has reached one's own peak on facebook for clever and witty comments.

Person 1: Dang did you see how hilarious that one feed was?

Person 2: Yeah Nick went Facebuck Wild and made that other person look like an idiot!

by somekewld00d June 1, 2010

can i have my face back

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.

Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!

by ChuckChuckGoof December 5, 2022

Facejack

The act of hijacking a friend's Facebook wall.

The dude facejacked my wall the other day with mother jokes.

by Jack Rabbit Flats January 5, 2010