Face Book Chat Disorder

When people have chat issues on fb! It is catch able and takes time and rehabilitation to heal. See a doctor today to find out if YOU might have it. fbcd is a dangerous disorder! while chatting to friends be careful of it and report problems to fbcd@facebook.disorders.com
Face Book Chat Disorder might be YOU!
by pssh*QUIET*pssh November 16, 2011
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Good Face Book Day

Where one receives many notifications and messages from people that one likes either as friends or desires in a more serious manner. A good Facebook day will generally leave said person in a good mood, feeling satisfied about one's social life (to the online extent).
1.) Bro I was overwhelmed yesterday when i got like 3 notifications and 2 messages all at the same time, even one from that person i've been getting at in biology class! It was a good Face book day

2.) Haha Joe was on Face Book for the entire day yesterday checking over and over again like he was expecting someone to comment on something. He must've had a bad Face Book day.
by Chris Vonzentner October 28, 2011
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Book-Faced

When you leave your facebook open and your friends post updates/change pictures.
Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...
by Bonzo321 July 07, 2010
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F-Book Face

Someone that purses their lips together in all of their Facebook pictures
fish mouth.....kissy lips= F-Book Face
by LadyErica318 April 28, 2011
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In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.
Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!
by Pennaynay August 03, 2012
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Face your books

A figurative way that means "to be educated"
Since you’re thinking about finishing my degree, you’ll have to face your books again.
by sawitontiktok June 30, 2023
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A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 02, 2023
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