Perry Fungal

A video, tune, movie or other object created in media for widespread consumption that becomes massively unpopular. Named for Rick Perry's "Strong" YouTube video which garnered massive dislikes and proved to become widely hated.
High hopes for Justin Bieber's new video going viral were dashed when that same tune instead turned Perry fungal.
by damnthatojeda December 11, 2011
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Fungal Butt

When sweating and chafing occur in the ass crack and taint/balls creating intense itching from the fungus that has grown.
Jeremy: Are you ready to go out tonight and look for some ladies?

Adam: No, I have an intense case of Fungal Butt imaginable. I have itched it raw.

Jeremy: So you need to go see the doctor!

Adam: I have an appointment in the jungle with the fungal people.

Jeremy: Uh ok….
by Shall-R 76 May 21, 2022
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Fungal gongs

Fungus infection under your nails while using a gong
by Communist minecraft February 28, 2021
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fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
by xbrianpx September 15, 2008
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fungal tip

A fungal tip is the middle of a man's penis.
It must be fungalicious.
John: Ted has a fungal tip
Patrick: Ewwww, he needs to go to the doctor for that
Fortnite: It's fungalicious
John: It's like that because he poked a mushroom with it
by fungal man June 01, 2022
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fungal freak

A person who takes magic mushrooms often and brags about it.

Someone who is always tripping on magic mushrooms.
Jacob: Have you heard about Jack?
Samuel: Yeah! I heard he’s a total fungal freak!
by FungalFreak February 10, 2024
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fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.
"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"
by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024
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