That's fucked up 

An expression used when someone does something morally wrong, discusting or just plain weird.

"Have you ever been so upset that you've covered yourself in vasaline and cryed naked in the corner of your room?"

"Ok, that's fucked up.."

That's fucked up by RobJoness March 19, 2010

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch! 

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.

If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch! by 2ballbitch January 14, 2022

That shit's fucked up 

a. Anything that is messed up really bad.

b. Used to curse at something that didn't go your way.

c. A thing that annoys or pisses you off.

d. (Used occassionally) Someone who has a really weird or unusual personality and/or does stuff that just aren't "normal."

Yo, everybody got a D or F on the exam! That shit's fucked up, man, why won't the teacher cuve it?

Yeah, I know, I used the system to do a check-over on my projet but it completely destroyed it instead! That shit's completely fucked up!

The chess computer keeps moving my own pieces! That shit's completely fucked up, dude. You can have it.

That shit's fucked up by Melvin72091 September 22, 2009

the job's fucked/knackered 

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

the job's fucked/knackered by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

Cunt's fucked 

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

Cunt's fucked by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

Shit's fucked up 

A basic description of life.

Guy 1: Dude, I hate my life...
Guy 2: Yeah, shit's fucked up.

Shit's fucked up by ___O.O___ June 23, 2010

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007