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Friendspan

The period of time of which someone maintains a friendship.
"Be careful, she is known to have a really short friendspan"

"It was a decently long friendspan, but I wish we continued to stay friends!"
by Fantsee February 26, 2013
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friendsume

The info about yourself that you tell people when you're first meeting them. Similar to a resume for a job.
Steph hit me with her friendsume and I was impressed.
by Ninjedi77 January 31, 2017
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Friendsual

The act of touching, kissing, slapping, grabbing, humping, licking, pinching, grinding on, sucking, whispering into the ear of, etc a friend in a sexual (& mostly joking) way, but it not being sexual because they are your friend and will never be anything other or more than your friend.
You grab your friends ass in a sexual way while drunk and someone gasps at its inappropriateness or thinks there is something more going on between you, you say... "It's ok, it's just friendsual"... & all shall be understood!
by Miss Dee ATC December 9, 2008
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Friendsult

I love you Gutterslut! Perfect example of a Friendsult.
by Squeetthang March 25, 2009
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friendoupahlove

a relationship with no physical contact, boyfriend girlfriend relationship without benefits, marriage without sex, common with couples that aren't allowed to be together.
"Hey, my dad found out about us going out, we should just friendoupahlove instead because i cant stop loving youu :
by hablababahh June 14, 2009
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Friendsipedia

Refering to the fact that the long running sitcom Friends contains all the situations that you might come across in modern life.
Man, my life sucks right now with everything that's going on in it!

Nevermind Dude, have you checked the friendsipedia to see how it worked out for them?
by bodei June 1, 2009
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Friendspention

The act of suspending all communications with a (former) friend.

Heavily weighted to electronic blocking and spam filtering, such as Blocking a user on Facebook, and adding their emails to the Spam folder in Gmail. It is possible to even artificailly "Bounce" emails from the friendspentioned party, as well as adding their phone number to the block list in a celphone or Google Voice.
Frank: "Man, Aimee was such a jealous bitch because of the way I spoke to my Denny's waitress I had to put her ass on permanent friendspention."

Chris: "So you're done with her totally?"

Frank: "I did say permanent friendspention!"
by The pr0n September 17, 2011
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