spn family

The best fandom on tumblr by far. The supernatural fandom. So close that we're not just a fandom, we're family because family don't end in blood. Don't insult someone in the spn family because we all help each other, you cross one of us you cross us all.

Spn family hater : Ugh I hate the SPN family so much they can all go die in a hole

Spn family : Don't insult my family, you will regret it

Spn family hater : Why are you getting so defensive over a tv show? Why do you care if I don't like your silly little show

Spn family : We DON'T care if you don't like the show, you didn't insult the show, you insulted everyone in the fandom
Spn family hater : Stop being such immature an immature little prick and rum home back to mummy. Oh wait

by i-lost-my-shoe26 March 18, 2017

Your family tree lgbt

The single worst insult of all time which trumps "ur granmlny tranny", "ur granpap a trap" , etc. Rather than targeting a single family member it destroys your entire lineage and instantly teleports all dead relatives to hell

Frank: "ur mom gay lol"
Dan: "don't make me do it"
Frank: "ur granny a tr-"
Dan: "your family tree lgbt"
*The planets align and every known star lends a fraction of its energy to create a spirit bomb in order to instantly obliterate frank* *the bowser counter in the middle of the board also counts down by one

by Childish gambini March 19, 2018

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

facebook family

The twisted families that facebook has offered the opputunity for us to create. They often involve incestuous relationships between siblings, and parents. Older facebook users, such as grandparents sometimes need clarification.

"You have a baby with your sister, who is also your wife?!?!?!??!!"
"No, dude, thats my facebook family."

"Charlie, you're married to a man, and you have children?"
"No, Grandpa, thats my facebook family"

by yeyyyyuhhhhh November 3, 2009

republican crime family

one of the two political crime families in the united states, known for manipulating the theocratic fascists of the religious right by claiming to want to ban abortion and impose their religious agenda on the nation while really just giving everything to the corporate crime families that pull their strings.

The republican crime family gives unlimited money to the corporate criminals through the military and prison industrial complexes while pretending to care about the religious nuts and fascists they are manipulating to stay in power.

by zodm August 5, 2010

perverse family

something very…very…unsettling on twitter… contains extreme kinks, someone shit in someone’s mouth, a girl coochie got suctioned out of her body, and a lot of incest.

how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…

after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamn business..

by traumatizedperson November 22, 2021

Ur Family Tree LGBT

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.

Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 20, 2018