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FPOS

A fat piece of shit. A dumb, fat, smelly, sweaty, untalented, greedy, lowlife who is constantly getting into trouble, making bad decisions, and in general behaving with no rationality at all, like an Fpos. does. These people are more common than you might think. They often don't attend school and brandish a strange, unfunny sense of humor.
(Example 1)

-Did you just eat my whole bag of jalepeno cheetos without sharing?

-Shut up man, i was hungry.

-Dude, you're being an Fpos.

(Example 2)

Dude, you are such an Fpos, you just lit my house on fire! That's not funny! What do you have to say for yourself?

(Fpos runs away)
by SturdlyMcHarkin September 2, 2012
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fPod

"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."

"That things not real, thats an fPod"
by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010
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Fpoon

The spoon that comes with a Frosty ordered from Wendy's fast food resaurant. the spoon which you use to eat a Frost, a frosty spoon.
Son of a bitch, they shorted me on the fpoon, now ill have to use a regular spoon.

Ha, weird, they gave me two fpoons even though i only ordered one frosty.
by LebowskiMan May 18, 2006
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Fpoon

It's a combination of a fork and a spoon, known to be better than the common spork.
Not quite a fork, not quite a spoon but a fpoon
by Swagalinden January 28, 2015
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fpotd

FPOTD!!

(What someone in web forum might post at 5 am)
by Karl Hankin August 27, 2006
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fpoon

N. a spoon like utensil given @ Wendy's..although asking for one is not recommended, unless you happen to live in Ojai, and call Yourself the Fpoon Master, or the Fpoon Lord..in which its okay.

N. Someone who thinks they are Too Cool for school, and have to be harsh against those of the spork nature, who are deemed sporks by the Fpoons to begin with.
1. Where's my FPOON!?!?
The fpoon broke when it smashed into the table.

2. I'm a fpoon, therefore I'm better than you!
Duh, Fpoons are better than Sporks, because they represent everything on Earth that is great, while sporks represent Earth in all its faults...
by Handsome Rod October 20, 2006
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FPOA

(Fine Piece Of Ass)

Label used to point out a woman or (rarely) a man who has good-looking buttocks.
Check on the FPOA on her!

or

Check out that FPOA!
by Ryan Henderson September 27, 2005
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