fondue poo

1) (N.) A hot dish usually made of cheese, wine and poo.
2) (Adj.) The defecation that occurs following a trip to Ingrams Chili Bowl.

1) You have to appreciate the nutty aroma in this fondue poo.
2) My last fondue poo piled so high I could feel it!

by Damn Near Rectum February 10, 2004

Fondue Blumpkin

This is probably the apex of sexuality. It's when you have bad diarrhea while a female (or male I suppose if you are inclined) is giving you a blowjob and you remove your penis from his/her mouth and dip it into the chocolate toilet soup only to pull it back up and reinsert within her/his eager mouth for an extra saucy reentry. Pretty much a dream come true.

My boyfriend gives me the best fondue blumpkins after 4loko and Chipotle.

by Ltnflvr August 21, 2011

Fondue Pussy

An insult specifically about couples in which there is a guy who is a douche bag, aka dick cheese, and a girl who is a slapper, i.e. she has a hot, moist pussy. Together the dick cheese melts and makes a fondue pussy.

Person 1 - Who the fuck invited Tammy-Lin and Brock to the party?
Person 2 - I don't know I wished they'd piss off, those two are fucking Fondue Pussy

by Gibson McQueen July 3, 2012

fondue of life

another word for vagina

Nephiral : I dipped my fruit in the fondue of life last night
Kappa : No way man! :O

by Nephiral August 15, 2017

Fondue dip

When you try to do the electric slide at your homies wedding when the DJ is playing shimmy shimmy ya.

Move over ODB, let's all do the fondue dip yall!!!

by Schoolmacot November 27, 2017

fondue dip

When a chick has a really loose ass hole and you stick your balls in her ass

I could probably fondue dip that ho

by Mac Dallmann February 6, 2007

fondue dip

When a male is laying down on his back, and blows a load on his belly button. Girl dips her nipples in his belly button and then puts them in his mouth.

Your nipples are perfect for a fondue dip!

by yaelyaa February 19, 2011