Foncker

A person who has a very small penis and probably knocked up their girlfriend of 3 years.

That Cody kid is such a Foncker... His girlfriend was so unsatisfied and shes 6 months pregnant!

by Sweet Timmy P January 3, 2010

Fonce

The combination of a furry and nonce. Someone who enjoys sexual relations with both children and animals.

"Connor, you're such a fonce!"
"Aw thanks, I fuck kids... what? YOU'RE weird"

by darkervalleys November 19, 2019

Foncart

When your at a concert and the person in front of you farts.
You are at a concert and you fart
Does not matter if it is an indoor or outdoor concert you still farted in a enclosed space...on someone and did not excuse yourself.

*band playing your favourite song*

Me: AWH man what's that smell. It is ruining this song for me I can no longer like this song as I will always remember this smell while listening to it.
Friend: I think that girl in front of us just did a foncart

Or

Me: AWH shit man I just did a foncart
Friend: That's not cool (no longer your friend)

by Erinator January 8, 2013

foncirm

When your hand/brain stop working and you write "foncirm" instead of "confirm"

I can foncirm how great it was.
Sir, here's your foncirmation.

by PotatoQueenCoco December 31, 2016

Fonctionnaire

Has more breaks and vacancies than an unemployed person

You haven't worked for two years and you want to raise your salary !? You really are a Fonctionnaire

by KneeeT November 16, 2018

Foncusion

A state of very intense confusion, so intense that the word 'confusion' was not enough to describe the amount of confusion one feels. A person who is in a state of foncusion won't be able to make sense of anything in the world. As if they are in a dream. They are in such a state that everyone and everything can seem crazy. The word comes from 'Confusion' the first and fourth letters being switched.

Man, last night has put me in a state of foncusion. What the hell happened?!

by Keireb August 19, 2019

foncong

A way of saying "confused" "messed up" or "weird" that emphasises how strange the person or object may be

How foncong looking is that guy's face is lmao
McDonalds burgers look so awesome on ads, but when you get them they're a foncong mess

by Jalafish2017 July 21, 2020