FMS

Fat Man Syndrome-
The term used to describe the laziness that fat men feel, usually used with sports or house work. Basically, it's when a man uses an excuse such as an injury to avoid work simply because he is feeling lazy.

"Jim was fine at football practice until we had to run windsprints. All of a sudden his FMS kicked in and he told coach he couldn't run because he turned an ankle."

"Bob will come running when I have dinner cooked, but when I ask him to take out the trash he always acts like his old wrist injury is flaring up. I bet it's just FMS."

by TradeMark310 November 2, 2009

FMS

Fuck me socks, often worn with fuck-me-pumps ( FMP )

God that girls such a slut, she's wearing FMS under her FMPs

by Joshua James October 18, 2006

FMS

Free My Soul

My boyfriend cheated on me FMS

by Jadewithay October 28, 2017

Fms

Fuck me sideways, a term used when you have been wronged or fucked over on something that makes you mad!!

Chris: did you hear the meet was cancelled?
Jody: well fms I don’t have a ride home!!

by _madison.parks_ April 15, 2019

FMS

FLIP MY SHIT
When you’re on the verge of a breakdown and you warn everyone around you it could get messy fast and you might snap

Billy: Bro are you okay?
Josh: Idk man that song is hot I might fms and go fw Sarah
Billy: Do it bro

by brain0987 April 18, 2020

fms

Fuck Me Sane

Jenny i was so stressed till Luke Fms. i'm doing ok now

by R0meBloved November 2, 2020

FMS

FMS or “Ferguson Main Shootas” is a small set based on the Ferguson Rd in Dallas Tx, they ain’t a big set but they are known around the East Side of Dallas, they are mainly based on African-American member but also have Hispanic members

“FMS be getting active”

by GDK March 16, 2022