fmot

1: An explanation to things in which there is no other explanation
2: A Clan/cult/group of crazy fangirls that love Tom Felton.
3: literally TomF backwards

"Why Did you speak in third person?"
"Fmot made me do it"

by Artful Dodger July 31, 2004

fmol

Full word is: Fuck my online life.
1. Pertains to the moments when one says or does something stupid online.
2. Also happens when rejection, insufficient recognition, trolling, or dismissal of your status and or vlog/blog, that took days to come up with, occurs.

1. Facebook status: Agh my fucking mom is such a bitch.
Comment: OH! YOUR GROUNDED!
Comment by user: fmol

2. YouTube Vlog: What is up with.....yadda-yadda....Obamacare.....blah blah blah....its all a conspiracy by....blah-yadda.. your mom...blah-blah..
Comment: I just wasted my time.
User's reply: wow fucking trolls. fmol

by damnyousalazarr May 28, 2012

FMODL

a girl who is short and fat, yet she thinks that she is hot shit

when he had sex with the fmodl, he got caught in her fat

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

FMOD

Funniest Moment of the Day

Me "Did you see that guy fall while walking down the street"
You "Yea dude that was total FMOD"

by Nicktarnow September 16, 2009

fmos

f*ck me or something

you’re so sweet I wish you’d just fmos

by beefystick69 April 14, 2021

fmoobs

fluffy manboobs.

Angel Dust has bigg ass fmoobs

by caffeine gremlin September 28, 2021

FMODL

a girl who is short and fat who thinks she is hot but guys online "like" her for sex

the fmodl was stalking her ex-boyfriend who doesn't like her anymore

by ohh yea April 10, 2003