failful

Indiana talk for it was real hard to do.

Last nights homework was real failful.

by mr. hick August 24, 2010

Fwilf

Friend's wife I'd like to fuck.

My sloppy friend's wife is a fwilf; I'm not sure how he ever locked that down.

by Bob?? February 1, 2009

Flilking

Flirt-talking. The situation in which one simultaneously engaging in the ancient (thought to have orginated in Russia) art of flirting as well as the ancient (thought to have originated in Zambia) art of talking. The resulting product can only be described as "dope as SHIZZZ, son!"

*Note -- the greatest flilker to have ever walked this planet was Billy "The Flilkanator" Shakespeare: the one true hot sexy beast. (:

(Deathly Hallow spoilers ahead)

Harry: You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Ginny: Ooh, your flilking skills would warm Voldemort's heart, especially around Christmastime.

*SNOG*

Edward: You're EXACTLY my brand of heroin.
Bella: (doesn't even have to say anything!!! SHe's beyond turned on!)

by MarkTwainyouoweme50buckss December 25, 2008

failfiction

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.

I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction

by rockintherain May 22, 2010

Filfingerfoos

It means Retarded+Braindead+Fucktard+shithead+don't know shit=filfingerfoos

How to say:
Fil-finger-foos

person1:Im a Filfingerfoos man

person2:lmao
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Lil Timmy:look mom its a filfingerfoos
Mom:SHUT YOU'R DAM MOUTH TIMMY
Lil Timmy: sowwy mommy

by Crooton April 19, 2018

fllfl

Fake Lesbian Lover For Life

"This guy won't leave me alone"
"I'll be your FLLFL"

by FLLFL August 12, 2017

Running in flipflops

The sound I two ladies having sex

'I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night'.
'Why?'
'Lesbian housemates were having sex. Sounded like someone running in flipflops'.

by Sadpastie August 20, 2016