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twelve o'clock flasher 

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!

titty flasher 

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.
Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.

flashdrive 

when one flashes a pedestrian whlist driving their car.
also a computer device that can hold this kodak moment
Kathleen tends to flashdrive when she's tipsy.
flashdrive by BK-Hat-Man October 13, 2010

Sex Flashes 

Sex flashes occur to someone who used to be really sexually active then stops cold turkey. If sexual intercourse does not occur soon, sex flashes begin - sudden, uncontrollable urges to have sex with anyone.
Girl 1: I have not had sex in a LONG time!! I'm getting desperate.

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: I have had several sex flashes when I see random hot guys!!
Sex Flashes by MysticFire June 22, 2011
One of the most powerful signs of emotion, confusion, and power in our universe.

It is used to commune between powerful beings on all platforms of the infinitely large internet.
Dude: what if we put are beds next to each other in Minecraft..? 😳
Me: 😳😳

:flushed:
:flushed: by BionicNoob November 22, 2019

12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."
"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"
12:00 Flasher by superslacker87 August 29, 2005