flab

flab is an acronym for "fucking lazy ass bitch".

after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

by tellitizaman September 5, 2010

flab

an acronym for:
Fucking Lame Ass Bastard

Coined by "Butch"

You're a flab

Get that Flab away from me

by spary winsor April 23, 2005

FLABS

Fat Loose Average Beer Slut. An easy pick up but often not any good to look at - even after six of the best.

Esgro: You abit toey Jocko?
Jacko: Yeah I saw hime with a bag lady just last night!!
Jocko: Oh go easy - she's FLABS

by Jocko Farin March 18, 2008

flab

Noun: Butter. Commonly dispensed by tearing off one end of the paper and spreading your flab on toast like a prit-stik

Pass the flab please.

by ukspindoctor September 26, 2006

flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!

by anomelie March 9, 2010

Flab Stab

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007

Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008