fell off the wagon

When one resumes an addictive/compulsive behavior that they are trying to control. Originally referred only to drinking, but is now used in reference to all sorts of things including drugs, smoking, overeating, eating cerain foods, masturbation, casual sex, pornography...

Joe hadn't had a drink in 10 years, but when his wife of 30 years left him, he fell off the wagon.

by not_really_me March 15, 2004

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Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

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Fell Through

When Something doesn't work out, or happen.

My friend won-jun I were suppose to go to a party.
Zack "why didn't you guys go to the party"
Mike "it fell through"

by Miko 8 June 16, 2007

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Fell off

Was once a hot rap act, but now sucks.

My gawd, Outkast done fell off. 50 fell off after he blew up. Busta fell off after Dangerous. Suge Knight's label fell off after he had Pac killed! (followed by a loud gunshot).

by Boom May 26, 2003

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