“Tips Fedora” is an online expression used in mocking response to a statement of opinion thought to be held by a young adult male who probably wears fedora as a fashion accessory. The phrase refers to the gesture of tipping one’s hat as an expression of recognition or acknowledgement between two persons.
by A non tipper of a fedora February 9, 2015
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by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021
Get the Felon factories mug.When one's testes are dimpled and slightly flattened at the edges, in the manner of a fedora. Extremely painful to experience, but women will treat you like a man with a puppy. See fedorable
Sally opened the car door on John's nuts so fast, that he found himself laying on sidewalk with throbbing fedoraballs. As John lay writhing on the ground, it wasn't 15 seconds before he was surrounded with a bevy of dames pinching him affectionately on the scrotum and taint. They were all luxuriating in it's silky texture, and sweet musky scent, cooing to it as one would a baby, or a weaned pup.
Sally stood to the side, hands on hips. "Golly, that John is surrounded by gorgeous gals. I don't like this at all! Not one iota! By my stars and garters, I'll never smash him in the nuts again. I'll say, those ladies are uncomfortably close to his dick!"
John was groaning simultaneously in pain and pleasure, for he was by now fully unfurled.
Sally shooed the girls away, and they protested loudly,"Hey, what's the big idea?""There's enough to go around, Sister!""Hey, Buzz off! You've got a lotta moxie." "Why I oughta...""See here, you silly broad!"
Sally stood to the side, hands on hips. "Golly, that John is surrounded by gorgeous gals. I don't like this at all! Not one iota! By my stars and garters, I'll never smash him in the nuts again. I'll say, those ladies are uncomfortably close to his dick!"
John was groaning simultaneously in pain and pleasure, for he was by now fully unfurled.
Sally shooed the girls away, and they protested loudly,"Hey, what's the big idea?""There's enough to go around, Sister!""Hey, Buzz off! You've got a lotta moxie." "Why I oughta...""See here, you silly broad!"
by Vidal Sassoon January 23, 2008
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by Matt's Ruca June 7, 2007
Get the felony ring mug.A hole or opening located on the floor of a vehicle where items (like drugs or illegal paraphernalia) can be thrown from the vehicle without being detected as easily. Looks like trash being driven over, not illegal items flying from your window.
Person 1: Dude, that car I bought had a felony hole on the passenger side.
Person 2: Well, we can toss out anything illegal if the police pull us over. It'll be like we drove over some random road trash.
Person 2: Well, we can toss out anything illegal if the police pull us over. It'll be like we drove over some random road trash.
by zer0Limitz September 26, 2013
Get the Felony Hole mug.The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
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