Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.
by manny420 October 29, 2013
A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"
To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.
To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.
"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"
Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"
Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"
by Tristan Adamson February 01, 2009
We'd all eaten some kickass chili. We had a big surprise farty for Dave when he walked into the room. It really stank up the joint.
by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018
by Thon November 04, 2007
Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
by Mick Russom August 07, 2009
by E Style December 05, 2006
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