factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

faculty fuck

When a member of a schools faculty, normally a teacher, has sex with a student. The student receives a faculty fuck

Ryan banged the hot math teacher and in doing so earned his first faculty fuck

by Reginald Pennypincher April 16, 2014

Straight factuals no captuals

When you are hearing someone spitting facts you can reply by saying this and it will imply that you are 100% in agreement with what they are saying.

Gabe- yo this jacket is cold bruh
TJ- yo that’s straight factuals no captuals

by TJ from the way December 30, 2018

Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".

Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement

by dbrow127 May 4, 2011

Factual

A statement that is perceived as the truth by a person or a body of people.

"I AM NOT GAY"--- factual statement said by George Micheal

by Matt Wood woody December 19, 2007

Faculty Park

To do something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else.

"Luisa just faculty parked on this party with a bottle of patron."

by Razi Ali January 1, 2012

faceu

Your faceu is your face-u

Oh my faceu dirty water! Is what J-Hope would say if he got water on his face.

by Vminkook354 May 11, 2018