fartwiches

Food that induces a lot of gas.

For lunch we had corned beef and pastrami fartwiches.

by Roger McButtfuck December 17, 2009

Fartwa

Pootist Holy War. So extreme, no one shall be left standing at the end of such carnage.

Mike the devout Pootist Monk called for a Fartwa to be carried out by all his followers.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

fatwacular

A public act guaranteed to solicit a Fatwa. Usually disrespectful to the Muslim community. Usually stupid.

I've never seen anything more fatwacular than those dumbasses burning the Koran in front of the TV cameras.

by MrSnuffy December 2, 2007

Fabtastarrific

1.(adjective): A combination of the words fabulous, fantastic, and terrific.

2.(adjective): to be majestically incredible.

3.(adjective): to be without flaw or the state of being without flaw.

4.(adjective): something so great that it usually results in a little pee being released inside your undergarments or pants.

5.(adverb)fabtastarrifically-meaning to occur fantastically, fabulously, and terrifically.

Example 1:
Kelly:"Wow Doug...dat sexin' you just be givin me wuz fabtastarrific!!!"
Doug:"Shut up bitch...it ain't that good."

Example 2:
Chad:"Dat bitch sure do know how to give one fabtastarrific hummer on de ole' tally wacker."
Brandon:"Damn skippy!"

Example 3:
I sure do find me some anal sex to be one hell of a fabtastarrific time!

Example 4:
Jill:"So how was it last night?"
Stacy:"He worked my shit over fabtastarrifically!"

Example 5:
You never think the sight of a port-o-potty could be so fabtastarrific, until you reach the point where you damn near shit your pants.

Example 6:
That show was so fabtastarrific that I thank my lucky stars I brought me an extra set of drawers.

by The Biz 69 April 30, 2009

fabtabulous

1) When something is more fabulous than fabulous.
2) Tab

Matty: This Tab is Fabtabulous!
Mike: Agreed, it is most tangy and fabtabulous.

by Matthew Larsen August 4, 2005

fartwank

masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet defecating

"Hey fellas, I'm just going for a quick fartwank"

by stingrod May 26, 2006

Fartwraith

A fartwraith is similar to a fart ghost, though far more dreadful. While a fart ghost would linger in a room like a group of scene kids behind the local 7/11, a fartwraith is birthed like a mammal from the ass and permeates the fabric of your underwear and pants. These babies set up camp for the long haul. Fartwraiths could even persist after a run through the washer and dryer. You'll be hard-pressed to believe it wasn't a shart. Your best bets are to either bleach your cursed linens, or empty an entire can of Lysol into the ground zero anal regions.

Can also be used as a generic, vulgar epithet which is typically applied to persons who are lazy, daft, and/or bootlickers.

Friend: "Dude... do you smell that?"
Victim: "Yeah. That's me."
Friend: "Warn me before you let one rip, man!"
Victim: "This is my fartwraith from 5 days ago..."
Friend: "Jumpin' Jesus..."

"bring a friend and observe in horror as they transform into a mindless challenge run suggesting, meme spouting fartwraith who never actually completes the game"

by Pooblast September 4, 2015