grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

eating machine

a person who eats too much way too fast.

Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.

Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!

Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!

by Mumia Abu Jamal Jr. December 16, 2008

Defensive Eating

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

by CourtJ March 25, 2011

eDating

Can be either:
1). A relationship that develops online, with no face-to-face element and/or no plans for ever meeting up in the real world or consummating the relationship physically with intercourse.

2). Using online sites and services to find someone to eDate, whom you have no intention of ever meeting in real life.

Guy 1: That girl has a different guy in a video call, every night. Always eDating someone different, every time I look! I wonder if she'll ever find her "Mr. Right" by eDating random dudes, online...
Guy 2: Bro, it's eDating. Let's hope that Mr. Right is out having drinks on the weekend, rather than picking up eGirls on some eDating server on Discord.
Guy 1: I guess I ain't Mr. Right...
Guy 2: Did you just figure that out, genius?

by Vendaciousness June 15, 2020

Eating out of poordom

Eating as much food as you possibly can (even if you're not hungry) when it is provided for free (such as a party or given as a donation) because you are too poor to buy your own food and don't know when you will ever eat again.

I wasn't hungry when I went to my little cousin's birthday party, but eating out of poordom was a must since I blew my paycheck at the bar.

by Kelli Young August 29, 2012

lesbian eating jello

justice for the jello sam fraser i love you

samantha fraser is a lesbian eating jello

by breadslicedkate September 6, 2021