essay

1. the bane of my existence

The only thing worse than an essay is being mauled by a bear.

by Queen Wannahackalugee December 9, 2008

essay gut

The bulging stomach area that results from sitting in a library for periods up to a month during the dreaded essay time. Students tend to eat junk food and heavily caffeinated beverages during this time without much exercise, resulting in weight gain.

Wanna go clubbing next weekend after our essays are due?

Sure... I just need to get to the gym and lose this essay gut.

by ndidds April 27, 2009

Hanging Essay

A essay written with a massive hangover, to a very poor standard.

Bloke 1: "Mate have you done the coursework"
Bloke 2: " Yeah I wrote a hanging essay yesterday"

by Jollyva March 14, 2011

Essam

Essam is a human that is one of a kind, they are smart, strong, and will be a very successful person on whatever that they put their mind to. Essam’s will get many girls and will usually be very rich by the end of their lives

Hey! Is that a Essam because he’s super cute, strong, and rich!

by Big dawg status February 20, 2019

essay

a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'"

((of course he got a F+))

by chiunit May 13, 2009

Elyssa

Elyssa is one of the craziest people i know, in a good way. She is loud and fr so funny. Although she denies it, Elyssa is very popular and sociable. Elyssa sometimes is irresponsible, but she has good intentions and just wants to have fun. Elyssa is probably one of the most outgoing people i know. Elyssa is the type of person who would say “well if my friends jumped why wouldn’t i jump of the bridge?” But at the end of the day i love Elyssas dumb self cuz she is a really great friend. She tries to give you the best advice she can and when you are sad she will always hype you up. Elyssa is also very pretty even though she denies it. She plays sports and is good at them too. Everyone wants a friend named Elyssa.

Dude 1: Man, if elyssa was a worm, i would still date her just cuz her chill personality.

Dude 2: Wtf is wrong with you bro that’s a fucking worm.

Dude 1: Yeah, but she’s an Elyssa.

by sdhyivgfvgfvgfvgfdfajk June 16, 2020

Essais

A very sexy guy who is most likely fucking you girl right now, He has great personality traits like ; Funny, Sexy, Outgoing, etc. just a great person ohh did I mention his dick is very very very long.

Ohhh my god is that Essais omg I’m soooo moist, Essais come fuck me please

by You’re conscious December 8, 2017