When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
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Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.
by JayReynolds November 6, 2007
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Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
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The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..
by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010
Get the one-eyed-bed-snake mug.A slang way to say a player. In saying Hazel eyed you're stating his or her (but most commonly a male) attractiveness. And say pit is short for pitbull- you're calling this person a dog.
Keisha: Dang Jay is looking fine tonight
Queeda: Na, that boy ain't nothing but a hazel eyed pit, did you hear what he did to Melissa? Got in her panties then tried to talk to her cousin.
Queeda: Na, that boy ain't nothing but a hazel eyed pit, did you hear what he did to Melissa? Got in her panties then tried to talk to her cousin.
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Get the Hazel Eyed Pit mug.The Black Eyed Peas are a what-used-to-be trio from LA that had their own style of hip hop. They were creative, slick, and most of all their sound was breathtaking. Kim Hill was with the trio in certain songs until she left (unfortunately) and "Fergie" joined. (oh God...)
Their Behind The Front (1998) and Bridging The Gap (2000) were their only two great albums in which they channeled their art through breathtaking and prodigious poetry. When "Fergie" came, the trio decided to go along with her idea by fucking up their careers by making pop and dance music. It's a sad thing, knowing how talented the trio was...and still is.
It just goes to show what money can do to your mind...
Their Behind The Front (1998) and Bridging The Gap (2000) were their only two great albums in which they channeled their art through breathtaking and prodigious poetry. When "Fergie" came, the trio decided to go along with her idea by fucking up their careers by making pop and dance music. It's a sad thing, knowing how talented the trio was...and still is.
It just goes to show what money can do to your mind...
Retard: OMG THE BLACK EYED PEAS MY HUMPS SONG WAS THE BOMB FERGIE IS THE HOTTEST BITCH EVER IM A LESBIAN SO ITS ALL GOOD.
Me: .....
Me: .....
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