exsted

A friendly little fella with a drinking problem that is truely a pimp

Darrister James Exsted

by Bauer April 5, 2005

love doesn't exist

A rare awareness that the concept, love is just an abstraction of a chemical process in the human brain.

A: I'm so in love with her.

B: That's just an endorphin rush from interacting with a compatible personality. Love doesn't exist.

by pseudonymthemagnificent October 30, 2013

exastrophation

To widen or open up

Alex wanted to exastrophate Zuri's anus
Exastrophation is the key to a happy homosexual relationship

by Siegfried Kircheis' Buttocks January 26, 2021

existential dead

Taking existential dread one step forward. The feeling when you're in a continuous existential crisis so you just go numb and "die" on the inside.

Just like you experience existential dread you also experience existential dead.

Sophie was in the final year of her STEM course and had realized that she would've been better off studying business but three years of chemistry had killed her on the inside and she was now going through existential dead.

by whackywizard May 27, 2021

existential crisis

It's when you begin to question meaning of life; meaning of your existence

I'm having an existential crisis; Everyone I know is going to die....I'm so alone in the world.

by Amy Blaze February 14, 2015

existentialism

Existentialism in its purest form is any philosophy which states that existence precedes essence; that is to say, that there is no inherent purpose in life (though normally this is not carried through to nihilism.). It also states that the physical world does not necessarily precede the conscious state, as a conscious mind must find itself in a world to attain consciousness in any meaningful state.

Nihilism is an extreme version of existentialism, as are most forms of solipsism.

by crabbadon November 4, 2007

Existenchill

thinking about life but being chill
being 'real chill'
being an alternative bro
enjoying the wavves
playing gigs on some of the best coasts
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and some other dude that makes music on soundcloud.

hey man, i thought what you did last night was totes existenchill.

by Existenchill August 24, 2011