expeditiously

When you order a pair of J’s (13 black and greens to be exact) and it was originally supposed to be a 3-5 business day shipping order, but the shoe store shows love and over nights them....

“They shipped them hoes expeditiously !” - Favyon Coleman

by Jogundana April 21, 2018

Glorious Exposition Comrade

A more classy version of "Cool story bro" usually used with Russian he-man picture for connotation.

person 1: Herp derp derp derpy herp de derp...

Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!

by The Russian Syndicate December 8, 2010

Steve Irwin's Expedition

Sexual act where you put a salamander in a woman's vagina.

Ryan has a fetish for girls that do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

by Australia etc November 10, 2008

Great Expectations

A novel written by the famed Victorian era author Charles Dickens in the year 1861. The novel centers on the life of Pip, who was a poor rural boy, until a mysterious benefactor turned him into a London gentleman, and how Pip deals with the fact that his great expectations have left him so much disappointment. It is widely considered one of Charles Dickens’ best novels, and is read in schools all over the world.

man #1 "of all Charles Dickens' novels which is your favorite?"

man#2 "probably Great Expectations, it was exceptionally well written"

by David_Copperfield11 August 22, 2011

Great Expectations

A novel written by Charles Dickens in weekly parts from December 1860 to August 1861. Great Expectations is the story about Pip, a selfish, whiny teenager that grows up into a "gentleman." This is a novel assigned to many high school students to read, and probably the most boring book in existence. My advice, don't waste your time, cliffs notes work.

1) Thanks, Charles Dickens, for wasting two months of my life with your crappy book, Great Expectations.

2) I would call Bernadette, but she is reading that god-awful book Great Expectations.

by Erin the great June 16, 2005

Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.

Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

Elevation Expectation

When someone enters an elevator expecting the person closest to the panel of buttons to press one for them.

Susan walked into the elevator calling out her floor number with Elevation Expectation.

by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009