Exurbs

Master Planned Communities that lay outside the ring of city suburbs. Exurbs are where people can live in big, crappily built houses on the cheap, pretend to be rich yet shop at Walmart, while they spend 2 hours a day commuting to and from their highly mortgaged cribs. A place where a trip to the grocery store is a social event that involves a 10 mile drive.Where Daddy feels pressure to lease his teen a BMW, while he makes mom drive the 10 year old mini-van. A place where Daddy spends so much time in the car he goes ahead and installs a TV in the garage so he's more comfortable. An area where Mom never does anything except walk around the Exurb TownCenter in Her JUICY velvet leisure suit,with her 3x's too big ass and crocs. Hell.

I'd rather slit my wrists that live in the Exurbs.

by yup2 April 23, 2011

The Exorcist

The act forcing your mate to eat copious ammounts of pea soup and then forcibly Face fucking them while gripping tightly to the back of their head until they start to vomit while screaming the power of Christ compels thee.

The girl claimed she had the demon in her so I tied her to the bed and preformed "the exorcist" till sunrise.

by Manwe841 September 24, 2018

exoronic

1the state where you feel like you have been fucked in your ass, but don't have a clue by who, tis called
*to be 'exoronic-ed'
2.exo-ron-ic: exo(=opened by) ron(=ron or ronny, name of a person) ic(=latin for ass)

Ugh, I slept bad, I feel so exoronic

by griep April 6, 2003

exerbent

A recumbent stationary exercise bicycle.

I no longer have lower back pain during workouts now that I've switched to using an exerbent instead of a regular exercise bicycle.

by SexDrgsPoker February 22, 2008

exorcize

To drive out a supposed evil spirits from a person, place or thing, especially by an incantation or prayer. To rid a person, place or thing of an evil spirit.

Exorcize the devil from my son!

by tXk^ October 30, 2008

exobarrassed

vicarious embarrassment; the sensation of embarrassment that people feel when others make fools of themselves

I was totally exobarrassed when Lady Gaga fell off the stage.

by strawberrygrl June 3, 2011

Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

by Bulldog August 3, 2012