eucalyptass

Extreme redness, irritation, rawness in the anal region and surrounding skin resulting from inadvertent use of eucalyptus-soaked hand freshening towels in place of Dude Wipes (or other type of moist towelette) to clean one's ass after a messy bowel movement.

Man, my grundle is in agony--I couldn't wipe my ass fast enough after laying down some hot snakes, but I grabbed the wrong wipes in my girlfriend's bathroom and now I've got a bad case of eucalyptass.

by Tyrone Moustache November 8, 2015

the excalibur

a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.

-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(

by Mr. Bo Jangles April 16, 2007

eucalyptus inhaler

1. N. Actual name of a crack pipe or meth pipe. Usually only referred to as such when going to a head shop or smoke shop to purchase said product, as mention of illegal substances will void your sale.

Shopkeep: What can I do for you?
Crackhead: Can I trouble you for a six inch eucalyptus inhaler?
Shopkeep: Why, sure; would you prefer a straight one or a pre-bent one?
Crackhead: Straight, please.

by ElleC February 25, 2006

The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009

excalibur

When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell "Excalibur!" as you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into).

"Dude, if you add "excalibur," it's gonna be like the fiftieth sex move on Urban Dictionary involving skeeting on a girl."

by DanneMedly June 21, 2008

[Excalibumper]

An indestructible bumper found by Mitsu in the "Bizzare Uprising" comic.

If you need to kill a vampire, but you have no resources for that, but only a car with an awesome bumper you're all set.

Go Excalibumper!!!

by xPrivateChurchx February 2, 2009

Excaliblur

The game of "edward 40 hands" except with a liquor bottle and both hands are duct tape to the bottle until it is finished. Held like a two handed sword.

I CAN'T PISS CAUSE MY HANDS ARE DUCT TAPE TO MY EXCALIBLUR

by Yumyum696969 October 7, 2011