evolution 

A term describing the creation of harmful fumes while using the fireplace during the night.

"I evolution coming out of my chimney each night."

evolution by Lambast October 17, 2007

evolution 

Evolution is just a theory. What I don't get is how people can say it makes no sence that organisms are always evolving. There are examples of evolution all around us. Look at insects and farmers. Say a farmer is growing carrots, and there is a species of carrot eating insects that could potentially ruin his crop, what does the farmer do? The farmers sprays his crops with pesticides to kill these insects. But, these farmers have noticed that the exact same pesiticides they've used in previous years to kill the exact same insects are no longer working. Why? Because scientists have found out these insects are evolving to form a resistance to these pesticides. This is why every year new, stronger pesticides have to be created for crops(such as carrots).

Another example of evolution is found in the medical world. 70 years ago, it would be unheard of for someone to get Chicken Pox more than once. Now, some people get it twice, even 3 times. Why? Because the Chicken Pox virus is evolving, and changing, even growing a resistance antibiotics.

These are 2 examples of evolution in our modern world.

evolution by Unbiased Reasoning July 29, 2006

evolution 

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris didnt like the evolution of the dinosaurs.

evolution by Mr Cynical August 29, 2006

Evolution 

The process of organisms evolving into different species over the course of millions of years.

Charles Darwin: Here is my theory of evolution
Christians: No fuck you animals are the way God made them!

Evolution by laserman413 October 3, 2016

Evolution 

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.

The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.

Evolution by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017

Evolution 

1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.

Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.

Evolution by fatboy_bake April 17, 2011

evolution 

Something that "$LAYER" and other religous people continue to deny in incredibly lame fashion.

Billy: "Why don't people realize religion is obsolete and misleading?"
Me: "Because people are stupid and they don't understand thee concept of evolution."

evolution by jake jackson December 30, 2005