Tax evasion

A cute caterpillar with a lot of simps

Person 1: "hey, it's tax evasion!"
Person 2: "I simp for tax evasion"

by RubyDupy August 2, 2020

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

Evasic

Any person easily distracted or caught up in fads.

First it was Cirque de Freak, now it's Harry Potter, he is such an evasic.

by Lulzyw00ts November 5, 2009

interest evasion

To fornicate with a bank manager.

Nowadays, interest evasion is easier than taking a shit.

by WordSmith250 October 25, 2014

evasive potato

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer

hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch

by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018

eVASEive maneuver

Refers to the strategic actions that Mr. Lodge employed in an (unsuccessful, naturally! :P) attempt to prevent the clumsy accident-prone Archie from bumblingly knocking over his "priceless 'n' super-fragile" antique Ming Dynasty vase: he placed the ultra-vulnerable artifact on a small display-stand away off in the far end of the room, and put an indestructible rubber replica of the vase in the center of the room for Archie to look at instead of the genuine --- and incredibly breakable --- clay urn.

Mr. Lodge smugly gloats to his daughter Veronica about the ingenious eVASEive maneuver he has employed to protect his lovely valuable work of art from the soon-to-arrive-for-a-visit Archie --- "I had a rubber replica made of it; Archie won't be able to break this bouncy duplicate no matter how hard he bumps into it!" Of course, his seemingly-foolproof plan fails miserably (as usual!)... the hapless Archie --- fearing that he'll damage the vase even though it's just a rubber replica --- backs warily away from it and unknowingly blunders straight into the REAL VASE that's sitting on a stool behind him, sending it crashing to the floor and splintering all to pieces. :P

by QuacksO September 30, 2018